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Posted - 01/25/2012 :  10:54:24 PM  Show Profile
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APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION
OR A GENERAL TRUTH.

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at
all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water..

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark
to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else
looks?

9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM.
It could be a right number.

13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their team is winning.

14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like
it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.

17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old
ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden
Oldies!)

18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry
in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

19. After 60, IF you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably
dead!!

20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the
ones who mind, don't matter!

Best regards,
Ed Anderson
Long Island Silent Flyers
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